What If… ?

Posted in Uncategorized by expatatlarge on December 21, 2008

Around the Christmas table in E@L Mother’sHQ, this question has never arisen. Lot’s of thing don’t arise around Chistmastime – the dead (that would be Easter), my cousins and his kids who are lying on the couch after eating way too much when a game of backyard cricket is proposed (see above re: raising of the dead), my sense of humour above the waistline – but some things DO arise. The question of what happened to the Harry Belafonte Christmas Tape for example. No amount of searching through the cupboard drawers and those spider-webbed cardboard boxes in the garage (you wonder where I got my hoarding of books thing?) can bring this cassette to light. Why? Has it been hidden? Has it been stolen?

It’s one of the many mysteries of this special time of year.


The Ghost Cat is another. Mystery.

Why won’t people drink my Christmas Cocktail (with freshly pureed peaches)! Mystery!

How to put more plastic cutting wire into the Wipper-Snipper. Mystery!!

Why, after I bought my mother a new outdoor setting with seating for 12 two Christmases ago and yet she has me repainting the old one (which falls apart under the threat – multiple joint failure – and must be reconstructed by DIY E@L and TBIL’s WarStrength power drill)? Mystery!!! (The aching back is no mystery.)



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