Penis Joke

Posted in Uncategorized by expatatlarge on April 10, 2009

Most politically incorrect comment made during lunch at Ritz the other day, as the champagne flowed:

“Having a penis is great. Everybody should have one.”


Well, it seems the Japanese think so too. They have a special festival to celebrate the relatively short ones that their men have in those checkered-out genitalia movies we’ve all had to defocus our eyes to see.

Have A Penis festival.

(Hat-tip to Alvin, as usual for the weird stuff.)



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  1. scott said, on April 11, 2009 at 6:08 am

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  2. scott said, on April 10, 2009 at 10:09 pm

    Those ‘ladies’ carrying the ‘mascot’ of the event certainly look like big strong girls!In my conversations with girls from that region it would appear to be a cruel joke of kind, in so much as none of them seem to want to be near a Japanese Penis at all!

  3. Momentary Madness said, on April 11, 2009 at 8:15 am

    Penis festival.1. “When does the festival start?”2. “Well, it never finishes, it’s always coming.”(I guess you have to say something or?)

  4. expat@large said, on April 11, 2009 at 9:55 am

    The great irony of this post is that I’m back on the foot pain medication (an SNRI, this time Cymbalta) that makes < HREF="http://www.expat-at-large.com/pm/comments.php?id=1535_0_1_0_C" REL="nofollow">my penis shrink/disappear<>.

  5. Momentary Madness said, on April 11, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    Expat@ I’m not going to click on my penis shrink/disappear, that’s a cursor feat – and a half – I’ve no idea how to go about.

  6. expat@large said, on April 11, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    MM: LOL! It is not an incantantion, nothing bad will happen to you! (I’m presuming I’m not a wizard.) It’s merely a URL to the explanation.

  7. dh said, on April 12, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    Looks like Sunday in Adelaide.

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