Theme To Be Developed

Posted in Apple, Singapore by expatatlarge on October 17, 2009

Apple = Singapore

Steve Jobs = Lee Kwan Yue

Sleek shiny interface = neat tidy country

Tethered product-line = nepotism and corporatism

Attractive to shallow trendoids = attractive to shallow libertarians

Good for graphics applications = good for graphics workers

Small market share = little red dot

Real business is elsewhere = real world is elsewhere




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  1. DanPloy said, on October 18, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    iPod Store, (place you go to buy things you don't really need and then feel used afterwards) – Orchard Towers.

  2. expat@large said, on October 19, 2009 at 5:18 am

    Expensive add-ons = expensive everything

    Limited choice of models = PAP

    No radio on iPod = no journalists prepared to criticize Singapore

    Stolen technology from best of Creative Technologies = stolen politico-economic from worst of Milton Friedman

    Freedom to take whatever we give you = PAP

    Bono used in advertisements = Bono refuses to come to Singapore

    Held captive to Apple technology = longest-serving political prisoner EVER (in modern times) was in Singapore

    Cannot tinker with operating system = PAP

    etc etc…

  3. knobby said, on October 19, 2009 at 8:23 am

    buys Apple products, then gripes about them = E@L


    – not an apple user, not even an ipod (gasp!)

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