Expat@Large

Honest Haemoglobin

Posted in Uncategorized by expatatlarge on November 19, 2009

Fuck, totally suckered in deeply by True Blood. There’s no point in waiting for the Singapore release, it’ll be about 3 minutes per episode. (The Singapore version of “American Beauty” cut all but the shooting scene from the last 15 minutes. Singaporeans must still be wondering WTF that movie was about.)

The Number One Son started me on this show on my previous trip down to Melbourne with a couple of episodes from Series Two. Now, for the last week or so, Izzy and I have been on our respective couches watching two episodes a night, working our way through Series One and most of Two. (I have a lot of it on my laptop but I also grabbed DVDs of the complete show in Bangkok the other week. The way I am moving across computers these days, best to have a hard copy.)

Except for the fact that every now and then Izzy goes out to get a human to feed upon and that she is scared shit-witless by all the “spooky scenes”, we both seem to enjoy it in the same way. We dig the great production qualities, the fun characters (Ooh Lafayette! says Iz), the great blood and guts special effects, and the subtle (sometimes) piss-taking of the vampire and horror genre (I enjoy trying to predict the next line, which must drive Iz crazy), the satirical jibes at prejudice against gays and the church, of course the lashings of sex and completely gratuitous (but welcome) nudity and the general celebration of (eternal) life and (never-ending) lust in this Louisiana garden of fleshly delights.

We’re both addicted, need our fix each night like it was V.

And I need to gets me invited to one of them there Dionysian orgies, they look like fun, unless you’re the one getting your heart ripped out by a powerful eternal maenad to be made into a “bloody, delicious” souffle I guess.

Me, I’m the kind to sit up in his room still waiting for The Rev Newlin’s hot wife Sara to flash her tits at Jason Stackhouse.

And I’m sure I’m not the only one.

E@L

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  1. loveforheels said, on November 20, 2009 at 12:06 am

    What was the line again? “Hundreds of years of immortality and your vampire name is Bill?”

    *chuckle chuckle*

  2. Indiana said, on November 20, 2009 at 12:46 am

    Roll on Season 3…

  3. savannah said, on November 20, 2009 at 12:59 am

    another series i seem to have missed, sugar! i'm still watching west wing on dvd! I think dh is right, i have a LOT of catching up to do!) xoxoxo

    (i think i owe y'all an email about our sound system, right?)


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