Pitch ‘n’ Putt with Joyce ‘n’ Beckett

Posted in Uncategorized by expatatlarge on December 15, 2009

“Pitch and putt? It’s bitch and slut, slithering in their wetness, glistening like a peach, peach and… peach and… [sees golf booking shelter] peach and hut!”

“…he put it in the river on the 18th the last time. In the river, all rivery was it. … This is never an 8 iron, it’s a fucking 5!

“No, not a Milky Way you arse! A Topic(?)… all feckled in its nuttiness.”

Oh, so funny…



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