Expat@Large

Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Posted in hotel check-out fail, hotels, idiot, left luggage in lobby, Melbourne by expatatlarge on February 27, 2010

I was whingeing on FB about how booking this Melbourne hotel on the interfukt was a mistake, as the booking company had charged me the full week up front and not merely taken a deposit. This meant that if I checked out early I would lose that night’s money. Well work is paying but it’s the principle, right? Next time, I’ll let our travel agent do it.

Tomorrow (Sunday) I have a mid-morning flight to Auckland for some work cleaning out the last habitats of the Tooki-Tooki bird, to get them off the endangered list and onto the extinct list where they belong. Today (Saturday) was a birthday brunch for my sister down in Geelong, an hour’s drive south-west from Melbourne.

Smart me thinks well, if I stay the night in Melbourne in order to catch my flight, I won’t be able to drink much, and as we are all either good or lapsed Catholics down in the Western District that is not the preferred option. Instead, I’ll check out of this lovely historic place in buzzing Chinatown, forfeiting the charge for the night, have a few champagnes at lunch and maybe afterwards and stay at my mother’s or sister’s place (depending upon where I fall down drunk asleep), then wake up earlier than originally planned and head to the airport clearheaded.

Plan A. Right?

E@L packs his bags. E@L takes his bags to the lobby. E@L gets his parking validated. E@L checks out. E@L goes to the car-park in Lonsdale street. E@L exits the car-park and drives to Geelong.

OK, borzengurs, what did E@L forget? Answer, below.

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No, you work it out yourselves, E@L feels too stupid to admit it outright.

At my mum’s place, I found the hotel’s number with the robot on directory assistance (“Can you be more… specific?”) and asked the hotel if they could hold my room after all. They were happy to let me come back up and use the room, as it had already been paid for.

Suffice to say I couldn’t drink (much) at the brunch today… and am now too tired to go out in Melbourne on a Saturday night (for fear of getting bashed up, essentially).

Do’h!

E@L

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  1. Indiana said, on February 28, 2010 at 1:47 am

    You left your luggage in the hotel lobby!!!

    …methinks dementia has finally started to take hold.

  2. expat@large said, on February 28, 2010 at 5:56 am

    And then I forgot to top up the petrol in my rental… Darwin, shoot me now!

  3. scott said, on February 28, 2010 at 9:37 am

    Melbourne is not that bad, you wouldn't have been beaten up. For a start it seems that the stupid young guys are targeting each other rather than going for other people


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