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Posted in AEI, japan, Onanism, WTF by expatatlarge on September 2, 2010

The future of masturbation!

E@L’s perineal, sorry, he means personal fave, the discreetly named Flip-Hole.

Quote “If it could cook and do housework it would be the ideal woman replacement. Hats off to the inventor of this little marvel.” /Quote


Ah, the AEIJ (Assisted Ejaculation Industry of Japan), it never ceases to amaze and amuse, horrify and terrify, make shake your head, tuck those soiled school-girl knickers back into your pocket and mumble….





OK true confession time.

E@L admits that he DOES have a masturbation aide. Her name is Ms W***. She’s cute, a real person, Malaysian, skillful like you have no idea, weighs about 47kg and she makes a lot of money at the H**** R**** massage parlor.

Maybe one day Bruce (who put E@L on to the place) will detail those skills.



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  1. dh said, on September 2, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    It's getting hard to keep up.

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